{"product_id":"the-haunted-vagina-paperback","title":"The Haunted Vagina - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCarlton Mellick\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSteve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA very strange and surprisingly touching love story, despite the deliberately asinine premise. With subtle humor, surreal erotica, and some genuinely creepy moments, \u003cem\u003eThe Haunted Vagina\u003c\/em\u003e is a completely unique reading experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America.\" - \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eGOTHIC MAGAZINE\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw--Carlton Mellick's fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender.\" - \u003cstrong\u003eBRIAN KEENE\u003c\/strong\u003e, author of \u003cem\u003eThe Rising\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eDead Sea\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!\" - \u003cstrong\u003eCHRISTOPHER MOORE\u003c\/strong\u003e, author of \u003cem\u003eThe Stupidest Angel\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.\" - \u003cstrong\u003eCORY DOCTOROW\u003c\/strong\u003e, author of \u003cem\u003eLittle Brother\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Carlton Melick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers. In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist.\" - \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHE GUARDIAN\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Just as Pop had Andy Warhol and Dada Tristan Tzara, the Bizarro movement has its very own P. T. Barnum-type practitioner. He's the mutton-chopped author of such books as \u003cem\u003eElectric Jesus Corpse\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Menstruating Mall\u003c\/em\u003e, the illustrator, editor, and instructor of all things Bizarro, and his name is Carlton Mellick III.\" - \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDETAILS MAGAZINE\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 21, 2006\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44304714301542,"sku":"9780976249887","price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/dFU5YkM4RXF3SHA5ZXFkZUxyb2lzQT09.webp?v=1767628524","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/the-haunted-vagina-paperback","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}