{"product_id":"love-poems-for-married-people-hardcover","title":"Love Poems for Married People - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJohn Kenney\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES\u003c\/i\u003e BESTSELLER\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eBased on his wildly popular \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e piece, Thurber Prize-winner John Kenney presents a hilarious collection of love poems for, well, married people\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFull of brilliant wit, dynamic energy, and a heavy dose of reality, \u003ci\u003eLove Poems for Married People\u003c\/i\u003e takes the poetic form, turns it upside down and leaves it in the dishwasher to dry. Inspired by one of the most shared \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003epieces of all time, this collection captures the reality of life once the spark of a relationship has settled--and hilariously so. With brand new pieces that cover all areas of married life, from parental gripes to dwindling sex lives, Kenney's wry observations and sharp humor remind us exactly what it's like to spend the rest of your life with the person you love. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eI was almost feeling fondness for you\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e As you gave me a shoulder massage at the sink--\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e What a small, lovely surprise.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e And then you grabbed my boobs and made a \"wha-wha\" noise.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e In an instant, I felt disgust and sadness and regret.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn Kenney\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of \u003ci\u003eTalk to Me \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eTruth in Advertising\u003c\/i\u003e, which won the Thurber Prize for American Humor. He has worked for many years as a copywriter. He has also been a contributor to \u003ci\u003eThe New Yorker \u003c\/i\u003emagazine since 1999. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 7.4 x 4.8 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 31, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44414628823142,"sku":"9780525540007","price":24.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/OqLQ7oLcqp9780525540007.webp?v=1770015118","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/love-poems-for-married-people-hardcover","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}