{"product_id":"just-stab-me-now-hardcover","title":"Just Stab Me Now - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJill Bearup\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCaroline Lindley wants to write an enemies-to-lovers fantasy romance, complete with a morally ambiguous Hot Enemy, a wisecracking Hot Childhood Best Friend, and a butt-kicking nineteen-year-old waif as her Fantasy Heroine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's got her tropes. She's got her outline. She's got her Hot Editor to critique her efforts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out her actual heroine is thirty-six year old Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst. She wants to get the peace treaty signed and get home to her children, no romance necessary, and she refuses to act in accordance with the conventions of the medium.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBased on the popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube shorts series, Jill Bearup brings you fights, fantasy, formal dresses, and finding out you can be the heroine of your own story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSwords optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 410\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.06 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 06, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44379294302310,"sku":"9781739431921","price":57.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/G2I9sx0aSg9781739431921.webp?v=1768918422","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/just-stab-me-now-hardcover","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}