{"product_id":"its-mother-pucking-christmas-paperback","title":"It's Mother-Pucking Christmas! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAlina Jacobs\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen your grandmother stalks the star hockey player on the rival team because \"You need a husband, Dakota-you're not getting any younger!\" it's Christmas crazy on ice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is not, however, the start of our great love story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't date guys on that team.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe doesn't do casual, drunken hookups, which is all the captain of the Icebreakers is getting from moi.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI give him the finger and tell him I hope he loses his teeth out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe smirks and wins the game because both this Christmas season and this hockey season are a freaking scam.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen my younger, much dumber brother informs me that he owes his bookie a bunch of money and really needs the Icebreakers to lose their next game, and could I pretty please be an amazing big sis and date their captain then break his heart so he'll suck and lose the game-otherwise little bro will get killed, or worse, our mom will find out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs much as I eye roll my overly large, overly loud family, I'd do anything for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncluding date the captain of the Icebreakers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBarf\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRyder is a Boy Scout. He doesn't swear. He uses words like ma'am and sir. On our date, he opens my door, pulls out my chair, and helps me with my coat. He even volunteers at the local animal shelter and loves handmade sweaters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, it is not cute! Three warm, gooey cinnamon rolls dressed up as a six-five, hot AF hockey player are not my type.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta better bring me something nice this Christmas for all my pain and suffering!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn bed though?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's just say sleeping with the captain of the Icebreakers... is not going to be a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 302\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.63 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 24, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44379513389158,"sku":"9798991962087","price":29.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/Sn2_FwPiEq9798991962087.webp?v=1768921489","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/its-mother-pucking-christmas-paperback","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}