{"product_id":"himbo-hitman-paperback","title":"Himbo Hitman - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSaxon James\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you do when you're a hit man ... who's terrible at his job?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt first, I thought it would be an easy payday. A few pew pews for bad people, a couple of suitcases of cash for me. People have done worse for an honest living. Probably. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem is that after a couple of jobs, I've never actually managed to unalive someone, and not for lack of trying. Apparently, a basic requirement of a hitman is being a good shot. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDespite my constant duck-ups-that my boss knows nothing about-I'm given another name, and I very nearly follow through. Only after obliterating this guy's ear and his fervent pleading to spare him, I've sent him into hiding and collected the cash anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut wanted people are hard to hide, and bad guys don't like paying big money for loose ends. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow that Van Gogh has shown his face again-sans ear-I've scammed my way into his security team, which is sort of ideal since I'm now highly wanted as well. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, we have some \"trust issues\" to \"work through\" from our meet-shoot, and with the gorgeous bastard's brother missing, he refuses to lay low until they're reunited.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not sold on the plan, honestly, but this guy has me questioning my sexuality along with my career path, and I'm at the point where I'm determined to see a job through to the end.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr die trying. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut hey, at least then I'd finally deliver a body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 462\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.03 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 26, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44378903216230,"sku":"9781922741608","price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/O8epceXeal9781922741608.webp?v=1768912652","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/himbo-hitman-paperback","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}