{"product_id":"happy-bloody-christmas-paperback","title":"Happy Bloody Christmas - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJo Middleton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body...)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e---------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnna's Christmas Eve To Do List: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Wrap the kids' presents​\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Peel the potatoes ​\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. \u003cem\u003eGet rid of the dead body?!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA mysterious death in her home \u003cem\u003ereally \u003c\/em\u003eis the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she's going to save Christmas, it's up to Anna to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh - and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen... \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e---------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eREADERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Will be going in everyone's stockings this Christmas!'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A must read for Winter 2024!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'I was absorbed from the very first page' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e'\u003c\/strong\u003eSo fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Kept me guessing until the end!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Motherland meets Agatha Christie....The funniest book I have read this year!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'I would 100% recommend this book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' \u003cstrong\u003eMIKE GAYLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.'\u003cstrong\u003e IAN MOORE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'So funny, I'm annoyed I didn't write it!' \u003cstrong\u003eGILL SIMS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'This hilarious, sweary, cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.' \u003cstrong\u003eADELE PARKS FOR \u003cem\u003ePlatinum \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'\u003c\/em\u003eThe perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' \u003cstrong\u003eCHRISSIE MANBY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!' \u003cstrong\u003eFIONA LEITCH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' \u003cstrong\u003eHARPER FORD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read - terrific!' \u003cstrong\u003eJ.M. 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