{"product_id":"elf-on-the-edge-paperback","title":"Elf on the Edge - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAlina Jacobs\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHire a hitman to take out my cheating ex? It was an eggnog-fueled mistake, I swear! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn Christmas Eve, my perfect fiancé stands up at the altar to declare his pure undying love... for my evil stepsister.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCue public humiliation, a ruined wedding, and me crawling back to my small hometown to work minimum wage at my granny's Christmas café.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust living the holiday dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I refuse to show up sad and alone to my cheating ex and man-stealing stepsister's engagement party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'll be devoured by gossipy small-town vultures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo I do what any rational woman would: empty her bank account, max out her credit cards, and hire a high-end escort with the Merry Christmas package.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToo bad I mess up the number and accidentally hire... a hitman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOops.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is why I hate making phone calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI realize I'm screwed when Talbot Wynter crashes the party all combat boots, dirty jeans, and washboard abs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe feels me up, drinks all the booze, flirts with my grandmother, then tries to off my cheating ex in his hotel room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI scream and make him stop him because I may or may not still pathetically have feelings for my ex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTalbot thinks I'm insane.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe might be right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut his company has a strict no-refunds policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm stuck dragging this six-foot-five, potty-mouthed menace of an ex-Marine to Christmas tree cuttings, gingerbread baking, and holiday parties-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll while he tries to convince me to let him take out my ex so he can go snowboarding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut what if my ex is moved by the holiday spirit and realizes he still loves me and comes home for Christmas?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr, he would if I could just get this hitman out of my bedroom... and my panties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 572\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.16 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 04, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44379415674982,"sku":"9798991962025","price":40.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/IkJHRdq_iU9798991962025.webp?v=1768921159","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/elf-on-the-edge-paperback","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}