{"product_id":"don-juan-velociraptor-paperback","title":"Don Juan Velociraptor - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLola Faust\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo woman could resist his intoxicating saurian charms! Hot dinosaur action the way you love it, from the author of \u003ci\u003eWet Hot Allosaurus Summer\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn a world where scientific audacity flirts with ethics, Marian snares the ultimate journalistic trophy: an exclusive tête-à-tête with Don Juan, a genetically engineered Velociraptor with a tongue as silver as his scales. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut beware, this dino's human-enhanced DNA comes with a sizzle: pheromones so potent, he leaves women worldwide in a swoon- -struck haze of slavering sexual desire! Marian's quest? To decode the genome of this Jurassic gigolo. But as she peels back the layers of the mystery, can she stave off the smoldering temptation that threatens to consume her, body and soul? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA steamy saga of saurian seduction from the infamous author of \u003ci\u003eTriceratops and Bottoms.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eReaders and critics go wild for Lola Faust's dinosaur erotica: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eI read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. -Henriette Weidemann \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis plot was wild... Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -Amanda\u003cp\u003eThis neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang... it's silly, it's fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. -Sydnie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -Amna\u003cp\u003eReading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e10\/10, much needed serotonins. -Summer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat an absolute beaut of a read. -Karen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -Katherine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsolutamente horroroso -Lily\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch\u003c\/p\u003eI don't know that I'll be able to look at a Triceratops the same way. --Bobbijoreads \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDo I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh myself into tears? Also, yes. Do I regret it? No. --Jennifer Colvin \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it. --ag \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book also shows that language does not have to be a barrier when you have a deep connection and there is still consent given before every romantic encounter which is very important. --AliciaCaesar \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ethis is smutty...four flames for smut! --Hillary \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe subject matter was vile ...having said that I still think others should read it so I don't feel so alone in my depravity! --Zara Harper \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A whole world of romance: erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad.\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Devendra Banhart \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e★★★★★ \u003cb\u003e\"Exactly what you think it is!\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Reader review \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e★ \u003cb\u003e\"Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Reader review\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 132\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.31 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 04, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44348501557350,"sku":"9798865885337","price":23.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/Jsvi_Cz3fq9798865885337.webp?v=1768729857","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/don-juan-velociraptor-paperback","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}