{"product_id":"british-bedmate-paperback","title":"British Bedmate - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eVI Keeland\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003ePenelope Ward\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Bridget, \u003cbr\u003e I'm writing this letter because it's highly doubtful I'll ever garner the courage to say this to your face. \u003cbr\u003e So, here goes.\u003cbr\u003e We're totally wrong for each other. You're the proper single mum with a good head on your shoulders. I'm just the carefree British doctor passing through town and temporarily living in your converted garage until I head back to England.\u003cbr\u003e But here's the thing... for some bloody reason, I can't stop thinking about you in very inappropriate ways. \u003cbr\u003e I want you.\u003cbr\u003e The only reason I'm even admitting all of this to you right now is because I don't believe it's one-sided. I notice your eyes when you look at me, too. And as crass as I appear when we're joking around about sex, my attraction to you is not a joke. \u003cbr\u003e So, what's the purpose of this note? I guess it's a reminder that we're adults, that sex is healthy and natural, and that you can find me just through the door past the kitchen. More specifically, it's to let you know that I'm leaving said door cracked open from now on in case you'd fancy a British bedmate in the middle of the night sometime. \u003cbr\u003e No questions asked. \u003cbr\u003e Think about it. \u003cbr\u003e Or don't. \u003cbr\u003e Whatever you choose.\u003cbr\u003e It's doubtful I'll even end up sliding this letter under your door anyway. \u003cbr\u003e --Simon\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 328\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.73 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 17, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44342962585702,"sku":"9781951045234","price":26.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/7255\/0758\/files\/e58rqm2Lnp9781951045234.webp?v=1768629043","url":"https:\/\/infinitylightwa.com\/products\/british-bedmate-paperback","provider":"Infinity Light","version":"1.0","type":"link"}